MaryJane R.

the main: maayjane.tumblr.com

Toronto, MMCSS
'95

southeasternprep:

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

pop up

May, 25th 2013 @ 20:34 / 188336 / Permalink
I miss both of them, just in different ways.
May, 25th 2013 @ 14:22 / 365 / Permalink

Just a pool, disguised as a pond, with a trampoline instead of a diving board.
I wrote a paper about these kinds of pools several years ago for a class when they were just prototypes. These pools have a natural filtration system that run based on the plants that are in the pool that give the water nutrients that allow it to not only be crystal clear, but you are also able to drink the water because it becomes so clean. And the best part is that once the initial filtration system is installed and calibrated, it maintains itself and eliminates the need for chlorine or constant maintenance like salt water pools. 
the-absolute-funniest-posts:

homestuckmofo:
I was trying not to look at him cause I didn’t want him to go away
shingekinokyojins:

特に理由の無い暴力がエレンを襲う――!!

by Milki
  • 1. Who was the last person you held hands with?
  • Grace!
  • 2. Are you outgoing or shy?
  • Shy until you get to know me.
  • 3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?
  • I don't know...
  • 4. Are you easy to get along with?
  • Only because I'm quiet. If you know me well enough, it depends.
  • 5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?
  • I don't like anyone.
  • 6. What kind of people are you attracted to?
  • Aesthetically, someone with nice arms. And face. But really, it all comes down to how funny, intelligent and weird you are.
  • 7. Do you think you'll be in a relationship two months from now?
  • Haha, naw, I highly doubt that.
  • 8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?
  • Dad. When is he coming home..
  • 9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?
  • Hell no. If anything, that would make me open up in conversations!
  • 10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?
  • Danika?
  • 11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?
  • I'll send it to you when I get home
  • 12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?
  • Ordinary People, Candles in the Sun... Not too many I can think of.
  • 13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?
  • I LOVE it when people play with my hair : )
  • 14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?
  • You can say that..
  • 15. What good thing happened this summer?
  • I don't even remember..
  • 16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
  • Ex,,,,, Sure LOL
  • 17. Do you think there is life on other planets?
  • BUT OF COURSE.
  • 18. Do you still talk to your first crush?
  • DESTINY! No. We were in JK. I don't think he remembers me, but it's sorta funny cause my cousin now goes to school with him LOL
  • 19. Do you like bubble baths?
  • Yep. I should take them more often.
  • 20. Do you like your neighbors?
  • On my right side, we don't talk. On my left, I talk to their cousin... Who's pretty cute... eheheheeheehheheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
  • 21. What are you bad habits?
  • Too many to list
  • 22. Where would you like to travel?
  • Anywhere.
  • 23. Do you have trust issues?
  • Yesssssssssssssssss.
  • 24. Favorite part of your daily routine?
  • Before I get out of bed.
  • 25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?
  • Mah face. Acne problems since I was in grade 5...
  • 26. What do you do when you wake up?
  • Stay in bed for at least 20 minutes.
  • 27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?
  • I'm fine the way my skin is.
  • 28. Who are you most comfortable around?
  • Cousins, godsisters, Greg, and some more friends.
  • 29. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up?
  • Nope LOL
  • 30. Do you ever want to get married?
  • It's leaning towards no.
  • 31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?
  • Yep
  • 32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?
  • I want an orgy.
  • 33. Spell your name with your chin.
  • klfrd54u87n jucf ntgrf... LMFAO
  • 34. Do you play sports? What sports?
  • I used to. Played a lot of soccer and badminton.
  • 35. Would you rather live without TV or music?
  • Television.
  • 36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?
  • There are so many people..
  • 37. What do you say during awkward silences?
  • Nothing. There's a reason why they're called awkward silences, you know.
  • 38. Describe your dream girl/guy?
  • I've never had one, to be honest.
  • 39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?
  • Food courts.
  • 40. What do you want to do after high school?
  • I want to go into massage therapy
  • 41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?
  • Depends
  • 42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?
  • Many things.
  • 43. Do you smile at strangers?
  • Yes
  • 44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?
  • Outer space.
  • 45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?
  • School.
  • 46. What are you paranoid about?
  • Too many to list
  • 47. Have you ever been high?
  • Nope.
  • 48. Have you ever been drunk?
  • Close but no cigar
  • 49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?
  • Nah,
  • 50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?
  • Black
  • 51. Ever wished you were someone else?
  • Yeah
  • 52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?
  • My brain LOL
  • 53. Favourite makeup brand?
  • None
  • 54. Favourite store?
  • None
  • 55. Favourite blog?
  • One of them is dreamongood
  • 56. Favourite colour?
  • I've been liking the colour green for a while
  • 57. Favourite food?
  • Favourite your FACE.
  • 58. Last thing you ate?
  • Gwapes
  • 59. First thing you ate this morning?
  • Fried rice.
  • 60. Ever won a competition? For what?
  • Yeah, for showing up LOL
  • 61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?
  • Nope.
  • 62. Been arrested? For what?
  • ALMOST. LOL.
  • 63. Ever been in love?
  • Unrequited.
  • 64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?
  • I CAN GO OFF ON THIS buuuuuuuut I wont. We were in this awkward position(I was lying in his lap on a bench near my school) and it took us sooooooooooo long because we kept on laughing.
  • 65. Are you hungry right now?
  • My tummy's happy, so nope
  • 66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?
  • What friends in general?
  • 67. Facebook or Twitter?
  • Twitter.
  • 68. Twitter or Tumblr?
  • This one is pretty difficult, but I'd say twitter.
  • 69. Are you watching tv right now?
  • When was the last time I watched TV...
  • 70. Names of your bestfriends?
  • ......... I don't know
  • 71. Craving something? What?
  • DEMETRES. EVER SINCE FRIDAY MAN. I WANT MOAR.
  • 72. What colour are your towels?
  • White?
  • 72. How many pillows do you sleep with?
  • At the moment, 2-3. Usually, 921876459
  • 73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
  • You can say that.
  • 74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?
  • My sister took them all except the one from my ex. Not sure why e_o
  • 75. Favourite animal?
  • UNICORN TURTLE PENGUIN
  • 76. What colour is your underwear?
  • What underwear?
  • 77. Chocolate or Vanilla?
  • Chocolate
  • 78. Favourite ice cream flavour?
  • Anything coffee related.
  • 79. What colour shirt are you wearing?
  • UofP
  • 80. What colour pants?
  • Kilt
  • 81. Favourite tv show?
  • I don't watch TV
  • 82. Favourite movie?
  • Don't have one.
  • 83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?
  • MEAN GIRLS. WUT U TALKIN BOUT NUMBA 2?
  • 84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?
  • Jump street.
  • 85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?
  • Don't recall.
  • 86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?
  • DORY!
  • 87. First person you talked to today?
  • Dad
  • 88. Last person you talked to today?
  • Dad
  • 89. Name a person you hate?
  • No hate.
  • 90. Name a person you love?
  • teh pameeray
  • 91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?
  • Ish
  • 92. In a fight with someone?
  • No
  • 93. How many sweatpants do you have?
  • 3-5
  • 94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?
  • .. A lot
  • 95. Last movie you watched?
  • Marlee & Me
  • 96. Favourite actress?
  • I don't know people
  • 97. Favourite actor?
  • ^
  • 98. Do you tan a lot?
  • I am tan. No, I'm yellow/orange ._.
  • 99. Have any pets?
  • I have a fish named Red
  • 100. How are you feeling?
  • Alright.
  • 101. Do you type fast?
  • Some people say I do, some don't
  • 102. Do you regret anything from your past?
  • MANY THINGS.
  • 103. Can you spell well?
  • Nope, I use auto correct ALL the time.
  • 104. Do you miss anyone from your past?
  • Yeah,
  • 105. Ever been to a bonfire party?
  • It wasn't the feature, but I guess you can say that I did
  • 106. Ever broken someone's heart?
  • ..... Nahhhhhhhhhh
  • 107. Have you ever been on a horse?
  • Yep
  • 108. What should you be doing?
  • ... Homework. Taking a shower. Anything but answering this.
  • 109. Is something irritating you right now?
  • My posture..
  • 110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?
  • LOL John.
  • 111. Do you have trust issues?
  • Didn't we already go through this? I told you, YES.
  • 112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?
  • Strangers.
  • 113. What was your childhood nickname?
  • Stupid Jeff!
  • 114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?
  • Yep
  • 115. Do you play the Wii?
  • Rarely
  • 116. Are you listening to music right now?
  • Nope
  • 117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?
  • It's aiight
  • 118. Do you like Chinese food?
  • I'm also craving dim sum atm...
  • 119. Favourite book?
  • Please no more favourites : [
  • 120. Are you afraid of the dark?
  • Ish. I mean, I'm blind already so it doesn't bother me as much as it should
  • 121. Are you mean?
  • Ah, I can be
  • 122. Is cheating ever okay?
  • No.
  • 123. Can you keep white shoes clean?
  • NO.
  • 124. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • NOPE
May, 25th 2013 @ 01:49 / 154763 / Permalink

Is it wrong for a girl to voice her sheckshall urges? IS IT?! 

Gahd, I need something to do

May, 25th 2013 @ 01:41 / Permalink